It’s human nature. We rate and grade everything. We measure our performance and others’ based upon arbitrary, imperfect scales and analysis. I don’t know why we do it, but we love to do it, which is why I am giving you the Grizzlies schedule pick ’em below. How will they measure up this year?
Game by game, I select the winner for the 2014-2015 season and show you where I see the Grizzlies ending the regular season. You can call me “the Simulator.” I simulate the season standings for you. Then we have arbitrary expectations for us to follow and set our hopes on. Deal? I’m sure the coaching staff loves me!
Clearly, this is speculative. It does not factor in potential injuries, suspensions, and abnormal occurrences that will happen this season.
I know you will disagree with me; however, I’m more than happy to listen to your compelling arguments as to why you’re right and I’m wrong. But, who are we kidding, I’m never wrong!!
So, here it goes.
The Memphis Grizzlies 2014-2015 season will shape up in this way.
October 2014: Overall- 2-0; Home- 1-0; Road- 1-0 Season 2-0
29th- vs MIN – Win. For the first time ever, the Grizzlies will win their season opener. Plan the Parade now!
31st- @ IND – Win. The Grizzlies will start their season on the road with a win too, solidifying a historic perfect 2-0 October record. Spooky indeed.
November 2014: Overall-
11-4 13-2; Home- 7-0; Road- 4-4 6-2 Season: 13-4 15-2
1st- @ CHA – Win. Born Ready meets Air Canada and the Hornets gets punished by the Grizzlies.
3rd- vs NOP – Win. 2nd home game of the season? Omer Asik and Unibrow are no match for The Grindfellas s/o @gurleygirl
5th- @ PHX –
Loss Win. Only because you can’t win them all.
7th- @ OKC –
Loss Win. But this will be a last minute nail biting victory for OKC. Maybe even OT?
8th- @MIL –
Win Loss. Sorry, Jabari.
11th- vs LAL – Win. Kobe is tentative and mentally weak since his achilles injury happened in the Grindhouse. #Memories
13th- vs SAC – Win. Rudy will try too hard (again) and DMC plays frustrated, sending the Kings away empty handed.
15th- vs DET – Win. Stan Van Gundy will get them there, but they’re not quite on the level of the Grizzlies.
17th- vs HOU – Win. Parsons leaving leaves a void, but they got Ariza to take his spot yet Tayshaun shuts him down.
19th- @ TOR – Loss. Toronto loves beating their ex neighbors in Canada. They’re pretty good too. My Eastern sleeper team.
21st- vs BOS – Win. Does anyone know what Boston (Danny Ainge) is trying to do right now?
23rd- vs LAC (My 30th birthday) – Win. Sentimental reasons. No way my Grizz let me down on my 30th, right?
26th- @ LAL – Win. Home or away, it doesn’t matter. Lakers aren’t that good, even with a $30mil Kobe and BOSS.
28th- @ POR – Win. Grizzlies like playing in Portland. I see a comfortable win.
30th- @ SAC –
Loss Win. The Kings get early season revenge. Rudy passes (!!) to an open Stauskas who drills a three for the win.
December 2014: Overall-
9-5 8-6; Home- 7-2 5-4; Road- 2-3 3-2 Season 22-9 23-8
3rd- @ HOU – Loss. The Rockets are good when they’re hot. They catch a hot streak making 16-29 threes to win.
5th- vs SAS – Loss. It’s the Spurs man. It will be a close game, but dang it, Spurs.
7th- vs MIA – Win. Bosh/Deng/Wade are no match for Gasol/Qpon/TA or…whoever.
9th- vs DAL – Win. Dallas still hasn’t figured out who needs the ball in the clutch and too many ball hogs kill their chemistry.
12th- vs CHA – Win. Charlotte is getting better, but still not able to overpower the Grizzlies front court.
13th- @ PHI – Win. Have they figured out their D-league roster from their NBA roster yet?
16th- vs GSW – Win. We are their kryptonite. At this point, Steve Kerr is making Mark Jackson look good.
17th- @ SAS –
Loss Win. Ugh. Spurs.
19th- vs CHI – Loss. Pau, Noah & DRose (will he still be playing?) get it together and edge the Grizzlies in a close one.
21st- @ CLE – Loss. This will end our worst losing streak of the season at 3 games. Bad timing heading into the Holidays.
22nd- vs UTA –
Win Loss. Head into the Christmas on a winning note!
26th- vs HOU –
Win Loss. Dwight gets tossed from the game with 2 techs after picking up his 4th foul in the 1st half.
27th- @ MIA – Win. Miami doesn’t know how to close out games and Memphis goes on a 10-2 run to win.
30th- vs SAS – Win. YOU CAN’T WIN THEM ALL POPOVICH!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
January 2015: Overall- 12-4; Home-
7-2 8-1; Road- 5-2 4-3 Season- 34-13 35-12
2nd- @ LAL –
Loss Win. New Year’s hangover in LA.
3rd- @ DEN – Loss. I hate that atmosphere in Denver. Plus SEGAB2B
5th- vs NYK – Win. Surprisingly the Knicks aren’t the worst disaster in the East!
7th- @ ATL –
Win Loss. Hawks are just treading water, trying to stay afloat. Sound familiar?
9th- @ NOP –
Win Loss. Big win on the road over a team exceeding all expectations in the West and on the Grizzlies heels.
11th- vs PHX – Win. Suns out, guns out. (My poor attempt at sarcasm.)
14th- @ BRK – Win. Lionel is struggling with this team, and the Grizzlies show no mercy.
16th- @ ORL – Win. The Gordon’s are disappointing everyone and the Grizzlies take advantage.
17th- vs POR – Win. Big Spain gets aggressive and dominates inside with a near triple double. 19 pts 11 boards 9 asst
19th- vs DAL – Loss. Dirk gets the ball when it matters and turns off the lights on the Grizzlies.
21st- vs TOR – Win. James Johnson gets a loud ovation when he makes his first game appearance in garbage time.
24th- vs PHI – Win. Still haven’t figured out who to play in the D-league.
26th- vs ORL – Win. Oladipo and Fournier are no match for Conley and Jordan Adams.
27th- @ DAL – Win. Vinsanity drops a buzzer beater from the corner in Dirk’s face.
29th- vs DEN –
Loss Win. Weird things happen when we play Denver.
31st- vs OKC – Win. Russy goes all Westbrook and shoots 23 times and makes 6. Grizz win by 10.
February 2015: Overall- 5-6; Home- 2-1; Road- 3-5 Season- 39-19
2nd- @ PHX –
Loss Win. Grizzlies have an emotional let down after an emotional victory over the Thunder.
4th- @ UTA –
Loss Win. Utah does weird things to us too.
6th- @ MIN –
Win Loss. They’re gonna be really bad this year y’all.
8th- vs ATL –
Loss Win. Hawks beat the Grizzlies during a 8 game win streak.
10th- vs BRK – Win. Lionel’s return to the Grindhouse. You really think the Grizzlies will let up?
11th- @ OKC – Loss. Thunder are good on their home court, and for some reason, the Grizzlies are not good on the road.
ALL STAR BREAK
22nd- @ POR – Loss. Too long of time away and the Grizzlies aren’t ready after the All-Star Break.
23rd- @ LAC – Loss. Clippers capitalize on the Grizzlies no rest plus, they’re just really good.
25th- @ SAC – Win. After a night of rest, the Grizzlies get back to their winning ways and steal one in Sac-town.
27th- vs LAC – Win. Crowd wills them to a W, after a west coast swing and 17 days in between home games.
28th- @ MIN – Win. Have I mentioned, they’re gonna be bad?
March 2015: Overall- 10-7; Home- 6-2; Road- 4-5 Season- 49-26
3rd- vs UTA – Win. “Everybody’s hands go up!” Or is there a new song this season?
4th- @ LAL – Win. Capping a 5 game win streak. Winning in Staples Center always feels good.
6th- vs HOU – Loss. Houston is streaky, but the Grizzlies still can’t defend the 3.
7th- @ NOP – Loss. Pelicans will be scary good and may finish ahead of Houston. Legit threat.
9th- @ CHI – Win. Just feels like we will edge them out in this one. I don’t know why. Trust the gut.
11th- @ BOS – Win. Conley with the game winner.
12th- @ WAS – Loss. Wall/Pierce/Beal combine for 70. Grizzlies are tired. 7th game in 9 days. It ain’t getting lighter.
14th- vs MIL – Win. You can’t lose to the bucks at home right? Just can’t. (Did I just jinx us?)
16th- vs DEN – Win. Nothing weird about this one. Grizzlies win handily.
17th- @ DET – Loss. Back to back. Detroit gets physical inside. Hits some open threes and sneaks one out.
20th- @ DAL – Loss. Dallas is competing neck and neck with the Grizzlies for the 4th spot in the West.
21st- vs POR – Win. Home game on SEGAB2B have been historically good for Grizzlies.
23rd- @ NYK – Win. Grizzlies grind the game and win in the last 2 minutes.
25th- vs CLE – Loss. They’ve started to figure out how to win as a team those Cavs.
27th- vs GSW – Win. Splash Brothers, meet The Grindfather.
29th- @ SAS – Loss. They take the season 3-1.
30th- vs SAC – Win. Things are tightening up in the West as we head towards the playoffs. No slippage.
April 2015: Overall- 5-2; Home- 3-1; Road- 2-1 Season- 54-28
3rd- vs OKC – Win. Tony Allen turns the water off, ZBO grabs 20 & 15 and the Thunder fear facing Mem in the playoffs.
4th- vs WAS – Win. The bench comes up big in this one shooting 58% and outscoring Wizards bench by 20.
8th- vs NOP – Loss. Pelicans are fighting for the 8th spot and pull off the win in Memphis.
10th- @ UTA – Win. Gotta grind out a win. Every game is so precious.
11th- @ LAC – Loss. Clippers aiming for the top seed in the West.
13th- @ GSW – Win. Warriors are safe in the 6th spot and rest their stars.
15th- vs IND – Win. Pacers are out of gas and the Grizzlies secure the win to give them home court as the 4 seed.
Overall Record: 54-28 Home Record: 33-8 Road Record: 21-20
4th Seed in the West playing divisional foe Dallas Mavs in the 1st round.
vs. Division 7-9 vs. Western Conference 31-21 vs. Eastern Conference 23-5
on 0 days of rest 12-8 on 1 day of rest 31-15 on 2+ days of rest 11-3